| Alan
Langoff remembers being pushed along in
the dense Mardi Gras throng and encountering
a man sitting in the middle of Bourbon
Street with a broken hurricane glass,
crying like a child over spilt milk. Only
he wasn't really cryinghe
was clowning. A bemused Langhoff, then
about 12 years old, watched as random
people stopped to offer condolences and
assistance to the forlorn reveler.
Further
along, Langhoff encountered a group
of four merchant seamen, presumably
from Brazil. All of them were diminutive
in stature, and one carried a broomstick
with a postcard-size sign proclaiming
"The real Mardi Gras from Rio."
Banging on bottles and tin pans with
sticks, "they had this great little
beat, going down the street pushing
through the crowd," recalls Langhoff,
who wound up following the rag-tag group
around for a while. |

Alan
Langhoff on a Fat Tuesday "tumble"
"The
idea of being with your tribe and taking
to the street has a lot of nice things
going on with it."
Photo
by Pat Jolly |
Langhoff went
on to found his own merrymaking ensemble,
Krewe of Kosmic Debris, in 1977. Today, at
age 50, he says that he regards both episodes
as "formative experiences," having
represented "the freedom to create situations
that the crowd would interact with."
Hence Kosmic
Debris's loose, inclusive structure, which
invites participation and interaction among
musicians, dancers and basically anyone else
who feels like joining in their Dionysian
escapades. Besides their free-wheeling romp
through the French Quarter on Mardi Gras,
Kosmic Debris hits the streets on other occasions
such as Halloween and Bastille Day, parading
to French Quarter bars like Molly's on the
Market, Stage Door Cafe and Lafite's Blacksmith
Shop. Laying down the groove for these so-called
"tumbles," is the krewe's musical
contingent, The Pair-A-Dice Tumblers.
The Tumblers
grew out of informal weekly jam sessions organized
in the late 1970s by The
Mardi Gras Underground Man, now grand
marshal of a spin-off group, The Storyville
Stompers New Orleans Brass Band. He admired
an underground comic strip illustrated by
S. Clay Wilson, one of whose characters was
a demon clad in checkered trousers. The demon
had an adversary: a motorcycle guy whoin one notable bubble that a friend of the Underground
Man liked to quotevowed
to "stomp that checkered turd and his
tumblers." The tumblers were the demon's
gang. In this connection tumblin' dice somehow
came to mind, spawning the name The Pair-A-Dice
Tumblers.
The band, in
its earliest incarnation, was comprised mostly
of hacks who couldn't read music. Participants
usually had some prior musical experience
but, for whatever reason, had stopped playing.
The Tumblers was basically just an excuse
to dust off an old instrument, goof around
and learn a few songsnumbers like "Saints" and "Second Line,"
which they'd play over and over when out on
a tumble. "Marching musical therapy,"
says the Underground Man, was the band's raison
d'etre. Jumping in and out of Mardi Gras parades,
uninvited, was a favorite pastime.
Over the years,
the Tumblers would attract more seasoned musicians
and give birth to various spin-off outfits,
such as The Down and Dirty Jazz Band, The
Bone Tone Brass Band and The Underground Brass
Band. A core group of "ringers,"
calling themselves The Pair-A-Dice Brass Band,
started playing together professionally. But
when tumbling with Kosmic Debris, an extemporaneous,
anything-goes ethos is still very much in
evidence.
Often led by
coronet player Mike "Bear" LeMoine,
the self-proclaimed "Emperor" of
Kosmic Debris, the band's ranks can swell
to 20 or more. A 43-year-old New Orleanian
who claims to have never missed a Fat Tuesday
in his life until 1998, when a flu bug put
him out of commission, LeMoine is the keeper
of a fancy trumpet called the Hydrahorn. Welded
to its bell are three brass dragons that feed
on lighter fluid. Take a light to this pyrohorn,
blow on it, andshazamflames
shoot into the air.
Speaking of tumbles,
Langhoff, a self-employed computer consultant,
notes that "the idea of being with your
tribe and taking to the street has a lot of
nice things going on with it. Once you fall
underthe influence and have the opportunity
to do something like that, as opposed to being
passive and part of the crowd, it's hard to
look back."
No kidding. 1997's
Turkey Tumblean annual outing on the eve of Thanksgiving for which "Debrisites"
don Pilgrim and Indian garbincluded
an impromptu stop at Maxwell's Jazz Cabaret
(under new management, it's now the Shim Sham
Club). Much to the amusement and surprise
of the small audience on hand, the Pair-A-Dice
Tumblers joined the band on stage for a jam
while the rest of the krewe stomped around
in a rousing display of New Orleans joie de
vivre.
"Things
happen," says Langhoff of such infectious
revels. "You're laying groundwork and
setting premises and defining a territory
in such a way that it allows people to exhibit
their spontaneity."
Random tourists
and other spectators often get caught up in
the act. "We pick up these people,"
Pat Jolly, a photographer and longtime tumbler,
explains. She recalls how one woman who had
been a drum majorette in high school years
earlier, "just jumped into doing that
with the parade."
On another occasion,
Kosmic Debris encountered a group having a
stag party for a guy who was getting married.
One member of the partyJolly thinks it was the best mansplit off to join the tumble. Jolly had a percussion instrument,
a shaker, which the man insisted on borrowing.
"He didn't even know how to play it,"
says Jolly, who gave him a quick lesson.
Later on, Jolly
approached him to retreive her instrument.
"There was some girl," she remembers,
"who was kind of hustlingcoming on to him and everythingand said, 'So, wouldn't you rather be dancing with this pretty
girl over here?' And he says, 'Uh-uhI'm
a musician.' "
Says Jolly of such neophyte tumblers: "They
don't know anything about it, they just happen
to tumble into us tumbling. Then the next
thing you know, they're just as much a part
of the spirit of it as anybody else that's
been doing it for 20 years."
Home base for
Kosmic Debris is Dream Palace, the bar and
music venue on Frenchmen Street that Langhoff
opened in early 1977. He wanted to have a
marching club associated with the establishment,
and didn't have to think too hard about what
to name it. At a Halloween party he'd thrown
years earlier, the phrase "cosmic debris"
had "sort of been seared into my brain,"
he says, recalling a friend who had shown
up dressed in black, with oatmeal pasted all
over his face. As the night wore on, the oatmeal
began falling on the carpet, prompting Langhoff
to ask his friend what he was got-up as. "He
said, 'Cosmic debris.' "
One thing about
Langhoff: He definitely knows how to seize
the moment. He remembers showing up one night
at an old country dance bar on Elysian Fields
Avenue. The occasion: Krewe of Mystic Orphans
& Misfits Ball, a notoriously raucous
affair. "I dance one dance. The next
thing I know," says Langhoff, "people
are heading for the door. They say, 'He's
throwing us out, I can't believe it.' "
Langhoff pushed
his way through the crowd and found the owner
of the joint, an older man, at the back of
the bar. "I said, 'You're throwing them
out, huh?' He says, 'Yeah, these sons of bitchesthey tore up my place. You know, I don't need this shit.'
"I said,
'Well, look. If you don't mind, I just opened
a bar around the corner, and I'd like to invite
everyone over.' 'Yeah, what the hell,' "
the man replied. " 'Anythingjust
get them out of here.'
 Stroller
contingent rolling with Kosmic Debris |
"So
I go and jump up on the bar," Langhoff
continues: 'Ladies and gentlemen, happy
Mardi Gras! I just opened a bar one block
awayeveryone
come over to Dream Palace.' Did my pitch
right there."
A hundred-plus
revelers wound up at Dream Palace that
night. Langhoff says he played the front
side of a Bob Marley album "over
and over all night long, for about five
hours. Everyone danced in like a circle
around the room the whole night. It
was just like the most amazing thing.... |
"Anyone
who showed up," adds Langhoff, "remembers
that night at the Dream Palace."
On Mardi Gras,
Kosmic Debris begins assembling at Dream Palace
at around 11 a.m. Anyone can join in their
processionthere's even a stroller contingent. Later in the day, after parading,
they join forces with other tribes for a huge
twilight percussion jam on Frenchmen Street. |