Blaine
Kern
Mr.
Mardi Gras The highlight of the 1998 Carnival parade season in
New Orleans was the debut of the Leviathan,
a 120-foot "superfloat" that rides
on a bed of smoke and has some 54,000 points
of multicolored fiber-optic light, which
shimmer like beads of water dripping from
the biblical sea dragon's scales.
Spectators
were blown away. "Instead of just yelling
'Throw me something,' " marvels Blaine
Kern, whose company built the float for
the Krewe of Orpheus, "they started
clapping and cheeringclapping for the float, which was a departure."
To be sure,
Kern has always been an innovator. Back
in the early 1950s, when parades offered
only dim echoes of the feats of artistic
splendor that had characterized the Golden
Age of New Orleans Carnival in the late
1800s and early 1900s, he turned out floats
featuring storybook characters whose heads
turned and whose eyes moved. Then in 1968,
his huge, Disneyesque floats for the newly
minted Krewe of Bacchus marked the beginning
of an era in which Carnival festivities
entered the realm of popular entertainment.
Today, Kern
Studios claims to be the world's biggest
builder of parade floats. Over the years
its rolling creations have delighted celebrants
in such far-flung places as Havana, Cuba
and Cannes, France. In New Orleans, Kern
is known as Mr. Mardi Gras, a moniker he
trademarked years ago. But this and other
acts of brazen self-promotion are easily
forgiven. For if modern Mardi Gras has a
father, it's none other than Blaine Kern.
Long before
he began transforming Mardi Gras fantasies
into reality, Kern had an active imagination.
As a young boy growing up a short distance
from where he'd later build his fantastical
realm of make-believein Algiers, across the river from New Orleanshe fell under the influence of four old-maid schoolteachers
who had helped raise his mother. They regaled
him with stories of the Civil War era, and
had him read H.G. Wells, Sir Arthur Conan
Doyle, Edgar Rice Buroughs and Jules Verne.
"I was
always looking out the window, daydreaming,"
Kern recalls. "Reading books and drawing
pictures. Always in trouble in school."
Kern's father, Roy, was a fine artist by
trade who painted signs during the Depression
to put food on his family's table. Roy Kern
helped start the Krewe of Alla (for Algiers,
La.) in 1932, building a single float which
led the group's first procession. Four year
later, Blaine helped his father convert
six old trash wagons into covered wagons
for the Krewe of Choctaw's first parade.
At age 14, Kern went to work painting ships'
names on smokestacks and doing other brushwork
in the Algiers yards. After a stint in the
Army, when he offered to paint a mural in
a hospital to help pay his mother's medical
bills, Kern got a break. One of the hospital's
doctors was the captain of Krewe of Alla.
He so admired Kern's mural, which depicted
the history of medicine, that he asked the
young man to design and build 11 floats
for the club's 1946 parade. Kern was off
and running.
His Alla floats
got the attention of wealthy businessman
and socialite Darwin Fenner, the son of
the Fenner in Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner
& Smith. Captain of the exclusive Rex
krewe, Fenner underwrote trips to Europe
for Kern to study Carnival traditions in
Cologne, Frankfurt, Nice, Viareggio and
Valencia. "He was like a daddy to me,"
says Kern.
Back in New
Orleans, Kern spotted a weakness in the
parades staged by the most prominent krewes.
Their floats had become predictable and
somewhat drabtypically resembling large, gussied-up baby carriagesand relied heavily on figures from ancient mythology
to depict allegorical themes. But Kern's
oversized, papier mache creations for Rex
in the early 1950s were fanciful, if not
outlandish. Orders from other krewes came
pouring in.
In 1959, Kern
met a fellow master of fantasy, Walt Disney.
Visiting Mardi Gras, Disney was taken with
one of Kern's more inspired creations: an18-foot-tall
gorilla, with five men inside, that walked
and made facial expressions. Disney put
the gorilla in his Wonderful World of
Color TV show and offered Kern a job
in Los Angeles. But Fenner convinced the
enterprising artisan to say no to Walt.
According to Kern, "He said, 'Son,
let me tell you: You stay here in New Orleans,
you're gonna be a big fish in a little pond.
You go out there, you're gonna be a small
fish in a big pond.' He says, 'Your fortune
will be here in the future. Mardi Gras is
democratizing, it's opening up to everybody.'
"
In the late 1960s, Kern and other entrepreneurs
not born to the upper crust came together
in an effort to promote tourism and broaden
the avenues of participation in Carnival.
They formed the krewes of Endymion, in 1967,
and Bacchus, in 1968. You needed no social
credentials to join. Bacchus took to the
streets with the biggest, most extravagant
floats ever, and had a celebrity, Danny
Kaye, as its first king (a tradition that
continues to this day). "Modern Mardi
Gras dates from the first run of Bacchus,
there's no doubt about that," Mel Leavitt,
the late New Orleans newscaster and author,
observed in a 1995 interview.
The insular Carnival aristocracycomprised
of old-line krewes such as Comus, Momus
and Proteuswas
not amused at the prospect of being upstaged
by newcomers who seemed more interested
in showbiz than tradition. "Some people
wanted to hit me on the head" for opening
up the festivities to the non-elite, recalls
Kern. They pressured the owners of the tractors
used to pull floats not to rent to Bacchus,
prompting Kern and the upstarts to buy their
own fleet of vehicles.
Overcoming
that obstacle gave Kern another idea: Why
not create floats and buy tractors to rent
to others who wanted to parade?
Kern's rental
business took off immediately. Nowadays,
his rental fleet of 40-odd floats will typically
appear in nine Carnival parades in metropolitan
New Orleans. Built with detachable features,
or "props," they can be adapted
easily to any number of themes.
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Krewe
of Orpheus' Smokey Mary
Photo
copyright © 1999 Ray Broussard |
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When
Kern began building floats in the
1940s, there were just a dozen parading
kerews in the New Orleans area. Today
there are upwards of 50 and Kern supplies
floats to about half of them. His
biggest clients are Bacchus, Endymion,
Orpheus and Rex. He also builds floats
for the popular Halloween and Mardi
Gras parades put on by the Universal
Studios theme park in Orlando, Fla.,
as well as for Mardi Gras celebrations
in places like Shreveport, La. and
Galveston, Tex. |
In and around
New Orleans, Kern owns and leases warehouses,
or "dens," totalling around 300,000
square feet, and has adjacent property used
for "staging areas," where floats
are hooked up to tractors and prepped for
parades. Kern also maintains storage facilities
in Orlando, Galveston; Valencia, Spain and
Antibes, France, among other locations.
Kern's showcase
den, with a Taj Mahal-ish onion dome atop
its roof, is Mardi Gras World in Algiers;
it has become a major tourist attraction
where visitors can watch artists, sculptors,
electricians and weldors at work. In the
prop shop, fiberglass float figures from
Mardi Gras' past are made over to meet the
thematic requirements of new parades. Thus,
Madonna, with her hair tied in a top knot,
becomes Barbara Eden's character in
I Dream of Genie. Or John Wayne, celluoid
hero of the Old West, becomes Freddy Krueger,
king of Hollywood slasher films.
The Kerns also
rent out Mardi Gras World for parties. Son
Brian Kern, 34, runs the business, which
includes a well-stocked gift shop. In 1998,
over 150,000 tourists and party goers visited
Mardi Gras World. Another Kern business
sells beads, doubloons and other items to
Carnival krewes and other wholesale customers.
The Kern empire
is very much a family affair. Son Barry,
36, founded Kern Sculpture Co., which builds
customized props and decor pieces for hotels,
theme parks, casinos and emporiums. (The
Walt Disney Co. is one of its biggest customers.)
Blaine Kern Jr., 43, owns Mardi Gras Productions,
which provices scenery, lighting and sound
for events involving New Orleans' thriving
hotel and convention trade. Mardi Gras Productions
and Blaine Sr.'s company, which together
share a large inventory of props and decorative
fixtures, often cooperate on projects. Blaine
Jr.'s right hand is his eldest sister, known
as T.K., 44.
Blaine Sr.'s
ultimate fantasy is to develop 40 acres
of riverfront property he controls in Algiers.
A centerpiece was to have been a 622-foot
heavy cruiser that had been converted into
an aircraft carrier. The Spanish navy had
acquired the vessel from the U.S. after
World War II.
In 1988, Kern
formed a foundation to bring the vessel
to New Orleans and convert it into a naval
museum that would be moored along the levee
in Algiers. The project included plans to
resurrect an ariel line of cable cars spanning
the Mississippi River. Kern had built the
line to connect the 1984 World's Fair in
New Orleans to Mardi Gras World, but it
was later torn down.
The Spaniards
sold the carrier to the foundation for 1
peseta (about five cents). But then the
foundation spent roughly $2.5 million$2 million of which came via a grant from the U.S. governmentto sail her from Valencia to New Orleans and start fixing
her up. However, rennovation costs got out
of hand; and when promised contributions
failed to materialize, the foundation went
bust.
All the while
Kern, anticipating the Louisiana legislature's
approval of riverboat gambling, thought
the carrier's huge hanger deck would make
a casino. But then the state's pols decreed
that all gambling boats had to look like
Mississippi riverboats. Ultimately, the
vessel had to be sold for scrap. "I
don't know how many hundreds of thousands
it cost me," says Kern of the debacle.
Not that Kern,
a self-described "ninth generation
Algierine" who currently lives about
seven blocks away from his childhood home,
has given up on the idea of turning Algiers
into what he calls "new New Orleans."
With support from the Louisiana Music Commission
and other sources, he has raised $700,000
to build a Jazz Walk of Fame along the levee
in Algiers. Sixty-three exhibit areas are
being constructed at regular intervals along
a 3,500-foot-long paved promenade; each
will have a French Quarter-style street
light with a sign bearing the name of a
Louisiana jazz legend, an ornamental iron
bench, and a push-button-activated system
to provide a sound bite of the artist's
music and a brief explanation of his or
her contribution to jazz.
Despite having
undergone heart-bypass surgery in early
1998, Kern, 72, has no plans to retire.
As captain of Alla, he says that he'll still
don a froufrou feather outfit for the club's
parade and "dance a very improbable
dance"thus
inspiring his cohorts to think: "Well,
if that old son of a bitch can do it, I
can too." |