| "This was way back at the beginning."
Coleen Salley (a.k.a. Queen Coleen) is showing a
visitor to her French Quarter apartment
a published collection of Mardi Gras
photographs by Harvey Glick. On the
cover is a photo from her early years
of parading, in the mid-to-late 1970s.
She's captured in her rolling thronea
grocery cartin all her glory. Donning a purple velvet crown and
reveling in the devil-may-care hilarity
of the moment, her head tossed back
and a can of beer in hand, she looks
as if she were cackling at the gods
above.
Settling
in, Queen Coleenchildren's
literature guru, professional raconteur
and consummate New Orleans eccentricproceeds to relate the story behind the
photo.
Initially,
she was mystified by the presence of
two guys in funny hats who stood beside
the cart gazing at her. "And one
of my sons [David] said, 'Oh, mama.
I know who that was. That's when we
were all dancing to a band, and we had
parked you over on the curb. And we
were dancin', and all of a sudden we
looked up and those guys were going
off down the street with you. And you
were drinking beer, and didn't know
who was pushing the cart.' He said,
'They cart-napped you.' " |
*** Queen Coleen Image Gallery ***

Queen Coleen in her French
Quarter
Courtyard with royal accoutrements
The gilded replica of the
Royal
Charioton the rack underneath
the basket is a box labeled "Dixie,"
as
in the beerwas a gift from an
old
Mardi Gras cohort, Reva Stover
(who, incidentally, also made Her
Highness' purple velvet crown).
|
Closer inspection
revealed that the shot had been taken just
after members of her krewe had to come running
to the rescue. Queen Coleen points to a couple
of faces partly cut off along one edge of
the photo. "This is Jeff Howell's profile,"
she says, indicating one nose, "and this
is Evans Howell." The brothers were "arguing
[with the cart-nappers] about to whom I belonged.
And," she continues, "I'm there
drinkin' beer, and don't care, obviously."
Over the years
in The City That Care Forgot, the uproarious
adventures of Queen Coleen have yielded countless
Kodak Moments. Indeed, her renown as an exceptionally
colorful character is such that she was among
70 people, both famous and unknown, tapped
to partake in a project organized under the
auspices of The International Center of Photography,
in New York City. Among the celebrity participants
were Rosa Parks, Benjamin Spock, Ginger Rogers,
Martha Stewart and John Updike.
Queen Coleen's "Talking
Pictures" submission
Over the years in the city
of Mardi Gras merriment, shutterbugs
have been drawn
to the Kreweof Coleen like moths to
a
porch light on a summer night.
Photo © Linwood J. Albarado Jr. 1999 |
Each person submitted
a single photographit didn't necessarily have to be of themselvesalong with an essay explaining its personal significance.
The exhibit, entitled "Talking
Pictures,"opened in New York City
in the fall of 1994, then traveled throughout
the country. Alongside each photo was
a handset; by picking it up and pressing
a button, you could hear a recording
of the person discussing the photo they'd
selected. Queen Coleen submitted a group
shot taken by a local photographer,
Linwood Albarado Jr., a decade or so
after the Harvey Glick photograph. It
portrays the Krewe of triumphantly rolling
their namesake monarch down the street
on Fat Tuesday 1988, spreading good
cheer.
The
project also included a book, called
Talking Pictures: People Speak Out
About the Photographs that Speak to
Them (Chronicle Books, 1994), in
which Queen Coleen explains how her
procession emerged, in 1974, out of
a closely knit group consisting of herself
and her kids and their friends. |
"That year
it was late, and I was getting tired of standing
at the parade, even though I was much younger
and less heavy than I am now. A kid came by
with a grocery cart. I looked at it and said,
'Oh God, I wish I had that to sit in.' And
the little boy said, 'You want it lady?' 'Yeah,
darlin', I do.' So I called to my krewe, 'Help
put me into this thing.'
"All of
a sudden this wonderful jazz band came marching
through the crowds. I said, 'Oh my God, let's
go with that band! Just push the damn grocery
cart.' And then one of my girls, she started
calling out, 'Make way for the Queen of Mardi
Gras!' And honey, it was like Moses and the
Red Sea. 'Here comes the Queen! Here comes
the Queen.' And the next thing you know the
band is following us, and I'm sitting in a
grocery cart in just regular old street dress,
no costume.
"Everybody
thought the Queen had to have a beer or a
drink out of their wine bag, and the Queen
got so drunk sitting in the grocery cart that
the kids ended up taking care of me. I thought,
'I like this.' Instead of me worrying, 'Where
are the kids?' they have got to take care
of me. So the next year I just started off
in the grocery cart. That way they couldn't
desert me, and they could always find me."
Thus was The
(Grocery Cart) Queen of Mardi Gras enthroned.
Ever since, shutterbugs
have been drawn to Krewe of Coleen like moths
to a porch light on a summer night. "There
must be a million copies of this kind of picture
around the United States," wrote Queen
Coleen, referring to her "Talking Pictures"
submission, "because the parade is so
tacky that everyone who sees it wants a picture....Now
I've got a cult following."
That Queen Coleen,
a woman of some heft, can even fit into a
grocery cart is no small feat. For years,
sitting in the cart with her legs doubled
back under her butt, she endured no small
amount of strees on her knees. But after she
underwent foot surgery, necessity became the
mother of invention: Krewe members took a
pair of heavy-duty wire clippers to the cart,
cutting an opening so that Queen Coleen could
sit with her legs extending through the bottom
of the basket.
Yet even after
this modification, with Queen Coleen's lower
body obscured by crepe paper and other decorations
adorning the so-called Royal Chariot, some
people would mistake her for an invalid. For
them, recalls Jeff Howell, the beer-swilling
grocery-cart lady was a source of inspiration.
Among the comments he remembers overhearing:
Aw, she's so brave. She's just as happy
as she could be, and she ain't got no legs.
Through the years
there certainly have been many memorable episodes,
like the time when Queen Coleen and her gang
were out on Canal Street and somehow found
themselves caught between floats in the Rex
parade. "You know, when you're standing
there it doesn't look like the floats are
goin' that fast," she says. "But
when you're in front of one! I mean to tell
you, we were hot footin' it, with my band
and my krewe...pushin' the cart as fast as
they could." The police saw what was
going on and motioned for the revelers to
make an exit through a gap in the barricades
lining the streetwhich they promptly
did.
"I thought,
'Oh, well. This is it; they're going to get
the paddy wagon and drag us out,' " drawls
Queen Coleen. But the officers, perhaps amused
by the improbable spectacle, let the krewe
go on their merry way.
| Thanks
to her Royal Chariot, Queen Coleen is,
to be sure, one of Mardi Gras' most recognizable
characters. But people who know her as
a mother and school teacher have often
been taken aback by her royal escapades.
One of the most fun things,
relates krewe veteran Jean Howell, was
just going through the crowd and hearing
people say, 'Miss Salley, is that you
in that grocery cart?' I mean, they would
be shocked, and they'd turn to their friends
and go, 'That's my teacher; she's in that
grocery cart!' Or friends of her children
would go, 'Oh, my God! Is that George's
mother in that grocery cart?' (George
Salley, who now lives in San Diego, is
the eldest of her three children.) |
Krewe of Coleen
at Mardi Gras 1984
Queen Coleen is one of
the gala's most
beloved and, thanks to her Royal
Chariot, recognizable characters. |
Queen Coleen
is a native of Baton Rouge, La. Her husband,
Elmore, died in a car crash when she was 31
years old, and she never remarried.
For the Howell
family, also of Baton Rouge, Queen Coleen
and her family were practically next of kin.
Jean Howell and her three younger brothers
were roughly the same age as Queen Coleen's
brood. As a widow, Queen Coleen often found
herself partaking in revels involving her
children and their friends.
Relocating to
New Orleans in 1964, she eventually bought
a house near the shore of Lake Pontchartrain.
During Mardi Gras, it became party central.
The informality of my home lent itself
to kids coming in and throwing their sleeping
bags on the floor, says Queen Coleen,
reflecting back on the origins of the Krewe
of Coleen.
Krewe of Coleen
"dogpile"
Poppin' the Gator, an acrobatic
dance in which bodies are sometimes
flung down on top of one another, is
a trademark Krewe of Coleen routine.
|
Queen
Coleen says it was Jean Howell who "really
got this show on the road way back in
the beginning." But the krewe truly
came into its own when the Howell boysfirst Evans, then Jeff,
then Philbegan joining in. Their
penchant for chants, acrobatic dance moves
and mad-cap antics, like drinking beer
from a shoe, infused the whole endeavor
with a rowdy esprit de corps. The
Howells come from a long line of people
who are very comfortable making an ass
out of themselves..., notes Evans.
It comes in very, very handy at
times like Mardi Gras.
|
In
1985, Jeff, then pursuing a career as a professional
musician in Orlando, Fl., began introducing
some of his musical friends to Mardi Gras.
Accompanied by a band, the Krewe of Coleen
cut a wider swath. You have got to make
some noise, declares Queen Coleen; you
can't just stand there with somebody hollerin',
'Make way for the Queen!' You've got to draw
the attention of the crowd so they'll let
you through.
Further enhancing
the krewe's reputation for attention-grabbing
routines and gimmicks: colinder hats, known
as Coleenders.
The tradition
got started back in the early 1980s. While
working as an entertainer for Showbiz Pizza
in Orlando, Jeff, as promotional stunt, came
up with the idea of having employees and patrons
partake in colinder-head parties.
As he recalls, everybody would wear
a spaghetti strainer on their head, and they
would decorate it in their own personal way.
| Not
surprisingly, given its affinity for tomfoolery,
the Krewe of Coleen readily embraced the
craze. And though it only lasted a couple
of years, some members are still partial
to wearing their "Coleenders."
As Krewe of Coleen rolled into the 1990s, certain
key devotees could no longer make the
gig, as they lived out of state and
now had families to raise, among other
obligations. As a result, with the krewe's
energy level waning, Queen Coleen got
to thinking about retiring.
In the
fall of 1993, she moved from her house
near the lake to new digs on Chartres
Street in the French Quarter. Having
had her furniture recovered, the last
thing she wanted was bunch of drunks
making a mess of the place. |
Jeff Howell donning
his
"Coleender" at Mardi Gras
1983
The festivities nurture
a genetic
propensity toward tomfoolery. |
Mardi Gras 1994
was to be the Queen's farewell parade. Commemorative
T-shirts were printed up for the occasion,
and a great time was had by all. That night,
a core group gathered at Queen Coleen's apartment
to eat, drink and reminisce about the day's
events. Someone floated the idea of having
a full-on Krewe of Coleen reunion parade for
Mardi Gras 2000. "So I said, 'Well, okayif
I'm still alive,' " Queen Coleen recalls.
For Mardi Gras
1997, Queen Coleenwho'd
skipped town during the festivities the two
previous yearswas
looking forward to sharing food and drinks
with friends at her apartment and then heading
out to catch some of the action in the Quarter.
All those years of having been stuck a grocery
basket, with her field of vision restricted,
had left her thinking that she'd missed out
on the full panorama of Mardi Grasdeprived, as it were, of the main course in the
visual feast. Being a spectator would make
for a nice change, she figured.
She hit the streets
with a dear friend and longtime krewe member
from Baton Rouge, Sue Turner. According to
Queen Coleen, Turner is a "fastidious"
Southern Lady whose attraction to Mardi Gras
and its attendant debauchery is a source of
amazement to those who know her. "She
evidently has a wild hair up her ass if she
finds this fun."
Cruising the
Quarter, "I had some people come up and
say, 'Oh, Queen Coleen! Are you going to parade
again? We missed you.' And I said, 'No, dear.
I'm just, you know, part of the crowd. Not
going to parade anymore.' "
After a while,
the duo found themselves back at the apartment,
cooling their heels and watching as people
walked by outside. But something about this
"adult" Mardi Gras, without Queen
Coleen's royal subjects around to wreak havoc,
seemed lacking.
It wasn't long
before her highness grew restless. Outside,
the human circus beckoned. Might as well hit
the streets.
"I mean,
I'm runnin' out of years," says Queen
Coleen, "and I don't allow myself to
be bored....I don't want people boring me,
I don't want things that are boring. What
if I spent an hour with a bore, then I got
out on the street and someone runs me down?
That was my last hour on earth, and I spent
it being bored? Hell no, not me."
Venturing out
again, Turner and Queen Coleen, who were hoping
to observe divine costumes, instead happened
upon an appalling scene. "There was some
spaced-out asshole...," Queen Coleen
recounts, "and he was being encouraged
by the onlookers. And he was playin' with
himself and pullin' his wang-doodle, and it
was so disgusting....And I go, 'Well, shit;
that isn't funny to me.' So we wandered away
from there, and finally I said to Sue: 'God
damn. All these years I thought I was missing
something. I wasn't missing anything.' "
Memories came
flashing back. Memories of random people from
years past whom she'd seen sitting on some
stoop, looking forlorn or worn out, or maybe
just lost in their own world. "And we'd
come by and...my krewe would holler, 'Hail
to the Queen!' And they'd look up and here
was this old woman in a grocery basket, and
a smile would break out on their face....
Momentarily, there was that absolute delight
with this foolishness," says Queen Coleen.
"So I told Sue: 'You know, we really
were adding another dimension to Mardi Gras,
just another fun memory for someone to take
away.'"
Indeed, Queen
Coleen hadn't been missing anything after
all; "but," she says, "I had
to find out for myself."
That night she
phoned her son David, who'd bought her old
house by the lake. After the farewell parade
in 1994, she'd told him to get rid of the
old grocery cart. Was it still there? "He
said, 'Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to throw
that thing away.' I said, 'Don't throw it
away! We're going to roll next year.' "
And roll they
did. It was a small but energetic group, beatin'
on drums and hollerin', with Jeff Howell throwing
down some fancy gymnastic movesa
style of dancing known as Poppin' the Gator.
"It really was wonderful fun," says
Queen Coleen. A number of people were surprised
to see Krewe of Coleen back in action and
"just made a great to-do over us; we
felt real good."
Saying "to
hell with the slip covers," Queen Coleen
even wound up playing host to krewe members
from out of town. "They brought their
sleeping bags and inflatable mattresses,"
she reports, "and junked-up my apartment
royally....The very thing I dreaded came to
pass."
A beloved character
in the world of Mardi Gras, Queen Coleen also
is a legend in the world of children's books.
She was a professor of children's literature
at the University of New Orleans for over
30 years (she retired in 1994), though her
reputation as an authority in the field extends
well beyond Louisiana. Writing in the New
Orleans Times-Picayune in November
1997, Marigny Dupuy noted that Salley is "a
friend to the famous and a fairy godmother
to the beginners, from authors and illustrators,
to editors, publicists and sales reps in most
of the major publishing housesshe knows them all. And they ALL know her."
The focus of
the article , headlined "Queen Coleen
from New Orleans, was Salley's starring role
in a recently published children's book,
To Market, To Market (Harcourt Brace
& Company, 1997), written by Anne Miranda
and illustrated by Janet Stevens. It was Stevens's
idea to model the book's main charactera shopper who goes to the market "to get a fat pig"after Queen Coleen.

Janet Stevens illustration from To Market,
To
Market (© 1997 Harcourt Brace & Company)
At Mardi Gras, Queen Coleen, who served as
a model for the shopper character in the
book,
gets carted around by a bunch of party
animals. |
Going
back and forth from the market to her
kitchen, the shopper carts home a bunch
of unruly animals. They run amuck, causing
her to become increasingly exasperated
and disheveled ("There's a duck on
my head!" ). Eventually, she gets
the animals to push her back to the store
in the grocery cart, and buys vegetables
to fix a delicious soup.
Stevens has known Coleen Salley the storyteller
and children's literature expert for
years. Asked if her friend's penchant
for being carted around on Mardi Gras
by a bunch of party animals had anything
to do with her becoming a model for
the character in the book, Stevens says:
I think I did know she rode in
Mardi Gras, and it helped in my decision
to use her or somehow, in my mind, influenced
the idea. |
On the book's
cover, the shopper is shown in profile wearing
a yellow hat, on top of which is perched a
large white duck. Queen Coleen would up using
the illustration for the cover of a slick
brochure, promoting her services as a raconteur.
"Coleen Salley: Storyteller Extraordinaire,"
the brochure proclaims.
Besides promoting
reading through storytelling, Queen Coleen
previews children's books for teachers and
librarians, conducts workshops and makes professional
presentations at conferences. And as the brochure
points out, in a section called "Lagniappe!
A Little Sumpin' Extra," she's "a
multi-talented entertainer who has charmed
people outside the book world, too, delivering
banquet speeches and amusing talks laced with
her own peppery brand of Louisiana folk humor...."
"With the
adults," explains Queen Coleen in an
interview, "I do more salacious kinds
of things."
In fact, her
experience and talents go beyond the written
word and the oral tradition. Another of her
personae is that of "Christmas freak."
For Christmas 1998, her apartment boasted
three seven-foot trees, a six-footer and a
10-footer, not to mention an assortment of
creches and tabletop trees. About 600 people,
on a tour of festively decorated French Quarter
residences, toured the apartment .
Deadpans Queen
Coleen with considerable understatement: "I
do something besides just [Mardi Gras] foolishness."
*** Queen Coleen Image Gallery *** |